They tortured us for 7 Seasons and now we get a recap in just ONE minute!
7 Seasons of HIMYM in one single minute :
Barney: I’m sorry. I lied to you. I’ll tell you everything, the whole story.
Quinn: Fine. You have one minute, before I walk out that door.
Barney: Uh-huh, it’s kind of a long story Quinn. It’s gonn
a take a litte bit longer than a minute.
Quinn: 52 seconds.
Barney: 7 years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged, Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said “oh yeah you just now she likes it dirty,” but Ted really liked her so we played “Have you met Ted?” They went to dinner, he walked her home. Should’ve kissed her, didn’t. Lame !
So he stole a smurf penis went back to her place. Should’ve kissed her, didn’t. Lame!
He threw 3 parties, they kissed on the roof and decided to be friends. Lame!
Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding. She couldn’t go. He went along and saw Victoria. Didn’t kiss her either. Lame!
Not a very good closer, Ted. When he finally kissed her, they started dating. She went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria. Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up. Robin went to Brazil, came back with a latin stud, Ted got jealous, got a Tramp Stamp. (Not really relevant to the story, I just like mentioning that as much as possible.) I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up.
[Very deep breath]
Robin and I started dating. I got fat, her hair fell out. We broke up. Robin dated Don, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you, you took my grandfathers watch but I fell in love with you, anyway. You let me fart in front of you, and I asked you to marry me and you said yes, and we came over here to meet little Marvin and that’s everything!
Also I went on the Price is Right and won a dune buggy.